This makes me sad.

This makes me sad.

When a couch is left out on the street and no one takes it, I get a bit sad inside.The note on it says, “Free! Please take me home.” It was waiting there for days. I feel like this couch sometimes.

Marketing Speak

When features are described to sound amazing that are really even distinctive. For example, this one from today: “…the wood finish has an appearance all it’s own.” Doesn’t everything have an appearance all it’s...